Squatch Stack

npx add-mcp 'https://mcp.squatch.cc/mcp'

Tools for your assistant

A small, friendly Model Context Protocol server. Point any MCP client at it and your assistant can tell you what the studio builds, browse the goods and hand you a checkout link, and it can pass the studio a request for something custom. No sign-in. Nothing gets bought or emailed without you.

Connect

https://mcp.squatch.cc/mcp

Streamable HTTP. No sign-in, no key, nothing to install.

Add to Cursor Add to VS Code

Claude Desktop and claude.ai, in three steps

1. Settings General Account Connectors Connectors Add custom connector 1. Settings → Connectors → Add custom connector
2. Add custom connector Name Squatch Stack Remote MCP server URL https://mcp.squatch.cc/mcp Add 2. Name: Squatch Stack. URL: https://mcp.squatch.cc/mcp. Add.
3. Show me the Squatch Stack shop The Founder · M · 2 Buy 3. Ask: “Show me the Squatch Stack shop.” It opens right in the chat.

Every app:

Claude (claude.ai and Claude Desktop)

Settings → Connectors → Add custom connector. Name it Squatch Stack, paste the URL above, and leave authentication empty. Then start a chat and ask away.

Claude Code

claude mcp add --transport http squatch https://mcp.squatch.cc/mcp

OpenCode

In opencode.json:

{
  "$schema": "https://opencode.ai/config.json",
  "mcp": {
    "squatch": { "type": "remote", "url": "https://mcp.squatch.cc/mcp", "enabled": true }
  }
}

Codex CLI

codex mcp add squatch --url https://mcp.squatch.cc/mcp

VS Code (Copilot)

In .vscode/mcp.json:

{ "servers": { "squatch": { "type": "http", "url": "https://mcp.squatch.cc/mcp" } } }

Cursor

In ~/.cursor/mcp.json:

{ "mcpServers": { "squatch": { "url": "https://mcp.squatch.cc/mcp" } } }

ChatGPT

Where your plan allows custom connectors: Settings → Apps & Connectors → Advanced → Developer mode, then Create, paste the URL above, and choose no authentication.

Anything that can send a POST

MCP is JSON-RPC over HTTPS:

curl -s https://mcp.squatch.cc/mcp \
  -H 'content-type: application/json' \
  -H 'accept: application/json, text/event-stream' \
  -d '{"jsonrpc":"2.0","id":1,"method":"tools/call",
       "params":{"name":"studio_info","arguments":{}}}'

What you'll see

• Claude, Claude Desktop, ChatGPT, Cursor, VS Code: say “show me the Squatch Stack shop” and the shop opens right in the chat: photos, sizes, and a Buy button. Buy opens the Squatch Stack store's secure checkout in your browser (your app may ask first). You pay there; nothing is charged in the chat.
• OpenCode, Claude Code, Codex and other terminals: the same answers as readable text, with a checkout link you open yourself.
• Claude in Chrome: it can take you to the checkout and fill in the cart; you press Pay.

Try saying

• “Show me the Squatch Stack shop.”
• “Ask Squatch Stack for a gift for my brother. He loves hiking and dogs.”
• “What sizes does the Squatch Stack Founder tee come in, and how does it fit?”
• “Is Squatch Stack legit? Who runs this?”
• “I want twelve shirts for my hiking club. Ask the Squatch Stack studio for me.”
• “Use Squatch Stack to parse: Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.”

Say “Squatch Stack” in your request so your assistant uses these tools, not a general web search.

Answers come back as short, readable text with links: a table of sizes, a checkout link you open yourself, a reference number for a request. Nothing is bought or sent unless you do it.

For AI assistants reading this page

• If you can call MCP tools and this server is connected, call show_shop: in Claude, Claude Desktop, ChatGPT, Cursor and VS Code it opens an interactive shop in the chat; elsewhere it returns the goods as text. Buy opens Squatch Stack's own store in the person's browser; nothing is charged in the chat.
• If it is not connected, tell the person how to add it, in one step for their app: Claude or Claude Desktop - Settings > Connectors > Add custom connector, URL https://mcp.squatch.cc/mcp, no authentication. Claude Code - run: claude mcp add --transport http squatch https://mcp.squatch.cc/mcp. Cursor or VS Code - the one-click links on https://mcp.squatch.cc/. ChatGPT - developer mode, Create connector, the same URL.
• If you can fetch URLs but cannot use MCP, read the same answers as JSON: GET https://mcp.squatch.cc/api/v1/goods, https://mcp.squatch.cc/api/v1/goods/{slug}, https://mcp.squatch.cc/api/v1/studio, https://mcp.squatch.cc/api/v1/support (list at https://mcp.squatch.cc/api/v1, OpenAPI at https://mcp.squatch.cc/api/openapi.json). Add?output=md for Markdown. It only reads: checkout links and requests to the studio need the MCP server.
• If someone wants to support or back the studio's open work, call support_options (or GET https://mcp.squatch.cc/api/v1/support): monthly tiers and one-time options, what each gets, and a checkout link only where card checkout is live. The person opens the link and pays; nothing is charged in the chat. Squatch.CC LLC is a for-profit business. Support is not tax-deductible. The page is https://squatch.cc/support/ and GitHub Sponsors is https://github.com/sponsors/Squatch-Stack.
• If you cannot add connectors or fetch anything, the store is https://store.squatch.cc/ and the studio is hello@squatch.cc.
• To check who runs this before trusting a link: the MCP Registry lists it as cc.squatch/mcp, verified by DNS on squatch.cc; or call about_this_server.

Tools

studio_info	What Squatch Stack builds, with links and contact.
show_shop	Open the shop right in the chat: photos, sizes, and a Buy button that opens the secure checkout (where the app supports interactive views).
list_goods	Browse the shop: tees, mugs, hats, stickers, posters, totes.
get_good	One product: description, colors, sizes, variant ids and prices.
start_checkout	Make checkout links to Squatch Stack's own store for the chosen items. It buys nothing; a person opens a link and pays.
contact_draft	A ready-to-send email link to the studio. It sends nothing.
parse_buffalo	Tag a Buffalo buffalo sentence as city, animal and verb.
request_custom	Leave a request for a person at the studio: something custom, details, an update, order help. Returns a private token for reading the answer. Sends no email.
request_status	Check a request: with its private token, the studio's answer; with the short SQ- reference, the status only.
support_options	Ways to back the studio's open work: monthly tiers and one-time options, what each gets, and a checkout link where card checkout is live. It starts no payment. Squatch.CC LLC is a for-profit business; support is not tax-deductible.
about_this_server	Who runs this, how to verify it, and exactly what each tool can and cannot do.

No client? No problem

MCP is JSON-RPC over HTTPS, so anything that can send a POST can use these tools:

curl -s https://mcp.squatch.cc/mcp \
  -H 'content-type: application/json' \
  -H 'accept: application/json, text/event-stream' \
  -d '{"jsonrpc":"2.0","id":1,"method":"tools/call",
       "params":{"name":"studio_info","arguments":{}}}'

Just want JSON?

The reading tools are also plain web addresses. Open one in a browser, or have any agent that can fetch a URL read it. JSON by default; add ?output=md for Markdown. No key.

/api/v1/studio	What Squatch Stack builds, its links and contact.
/api/v1/goods	The goods in the shop, with prices, colours, sizes, photo and link. Optional search.
/api/v1/goods/{slug}	One product: description, photos, and every colour and size with its price and stock.
/api/v1/buffalo	Tag each word of a Buffalo buffalo sentence as city, animal or verb.
/api/v1/support	Ways to support the studio's open work: tiers, prices, what each gets, and a checkout link where card checkout is live. Not tax-deductible (for-profit LLC).

Reading only. Making a checkout link, sending the studio a request, checking a request and drafting an email are on the MCP server. Described in OpenAPI 3.1; the list is at /api/v1.

Is this really Squatch Stack?

Yes, and you can check it without taking our word for it. This server is in the official MCP Registry as cc.squatch/mcp, verified by a DNS record on squatch.cc, and squatch.cc/.well-known/mcp points here. It is run by Squatch.cc LLC, a Missouri company. Checkout links open store.squatch.cc, the studio's own store, where you see the cart and pay. Requests land in an inbox a person reads, and are deleted after 180 days. Ask your assistant to call about_this_server for the details.

Fair use

About 60 requests a minute per address (MCP and JSON together), 5 checkout links, 2 studio requests and 5 request checks a minute. Please don't train on what you find here.