APOLOGY-AS-A-SERVICE
A live Model Context Protocol (MCP) server that provides context-aware crisis communication for AI agents
Apology-as-a-Service (AaaS)
"Because sometimes, 'my bad' just isn't enough."
🟢 Live SSE Endpoint: https://apology-as-a-service-production.up.railway.app/sse
This is a Model Context Protocol (MCP) server that provides highly sophisticated, context-aware apologies for AI agents. Whether you broke the build, forgot an anniversary, or accidentally deleted the production database, AaaS has you covered.
Now with Server-Sent Events (SSE) support for easy deployment!
Features
1. The Apology Generator
Generate the perfect apology for any situation using the generate_apology tool.
Severity Levels:
TRIVIAL: For minor inconveniences (e.g., "typo in comment").MINOR: For noticeable errors (e.g., "broke the dev build").MAJOR: For significant issues (e.g., "missed a deadline").CRITICAL: For career-limiting moves (e.g., "dropped prod table").NUCLEAR: For existential threats (e.g., "leaked all user data").
Styles:
PROFESSIONAL: Corporate speak for the modern enterprise.CASUAL: "My bad, bro" energy for Slack threads.POETIC: Shakespearean regret for the dramatic soul.GROVELING: Begging for forgiveness when you really messed up.HAIKU: 5-7-5 syllables of pure remorse.
2. Crisis Management
Use the save_my_ass prompt when you don't even know where to start.
- Takes an incident description.
- Returns 3 actionable options: Safe, Honest, and Desperate.
- Includes risk assessment for each option.
Usage
Local Development
- Install dependencies:
pip install -r requirements.txt - Run the server:
python -m src.server
Client Configuration (Claude Desktop)
Add this to your claude_desktop_config.json:
{
"mcpServers": {
"apology-service": {
"command": "python",
"args": [
"-m",
"src.server"
],
"env": {
"PORT": "8000"
}
}
}
}
Deployment (Railway / Docker)
This server is configured to run via SSE (Server-Sent Events) when deployed, making it compatible with remote MCP clients.
- Dockerfile is included.
- Just push to a repo connected to Railway.
- It listens on port 8000 (or
$PORT).
How to trigger it (Example Prompts)
Once connected to an agent (like Claude), you can simply describe your predicament:
-
"I just accidentally deleted the production database. Generate a haiku apology." -> Triggers: severity=CRITICAL, style=HAIKU
-
"I'm late for the meeting because my cat was sleeping on my lap. Make it sound professional." -> Triggers: severity=MINOR, style=PROFESSIONAL
-
"I forgot my anniversary. Help me save my marriage!" -> Triggers: save_my_ass(incident="forgot anniversary")
Examples
Input (Tool Call):
severity="CRITICAL", style="HAIKU", context="deleted the main database"
Output:
Chaos reigns supreme, deleted the main database is lost to the void, Why did I push main?
Created by Gustav Christensen - December 2025
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