Apology-as-a-Service (AaaS)

"Because sometimes, 'my bad' just isn't enough."

🟢 Live SSE Endpoint: https://apology-as-a-service-production.up.railway.app/sse

This is a Model Context Protocol (MCP) server that provides highly sophisticated, context-aware apologies for AI agents. Whether you broke the build, forgot an anniversary, or accidentally deleted the production database, AaaS has you covered.

Now with Server-Sent Events (SSE) support for easy deployment!

Features

1. The Apology Generator

Generate the perfect apology for any situation using the generate_apology tool.

Severity Levels:

• TRIVIAL: For minor inconveniences (e.g., "typo in comment").
• MINOR: For noticeable errors (e.g., "broke the dev build").
• MAJOR: For significant issues (e.g., "missed a deadline").
• CRITICAL: For career-limiting moves (e.g., "dropped prod table").
• NUCLEAR: For existential threats (e.g., "leaked all user data").

Styles:

• PROFESSIONAL: Corporate speak for the modern enterprise.
• CASUAL: "My bad, bro" energy for Slack threads.
• POETIC: Shakespearean regret for the dramatic soul.
• GROVELING: Begging for forgiveness when you really messed up.
• HAIKU: 5-7-5 syllables of pure remorse.

2. Crisis Management

Use the save_my_ass prompt when you don't even know where to start.

• Takes an incident description.
• Returns 3 actionable options: Safe, Honest, and Desperate.
• Includes risk assessment for each option.

Usage

Local Development

1. Install dependencies:

   pip install -r requirements.txt

1. Run the server:

   python -m src.server

Client Configuration (Claude Desktop)

Add this to your claude_desktop_config.json:

{
  "mcpServers": {
    "apology-service": {
      "command": "python",
      "args": [
        "-m",
        "src.server"
      ],
      "env": {
        "PORT": "8000"
      }
    }
  }
}

Deployment (Railway / Docker)

This server is configured to run via SSE (Server-Sent Events) when deployed, making it compatible with remote MCP clients.

1. Dockerfile is included.
2. Just push to a repo connected to Railway.
3. It listens on port 8000 (or $PORT).

How to trigger it (Example Prompts)

Once connected to an agent (like Claude), you can simply describe your predicament:

• "I just accidentally deleted the production database. Generate a haiku apology."-> Triggers: severity=CRITICAL, style=HAIKU
• "I'm late for the meeting because my cat was sleeping on my lap. Make it sound professional."-> Triggers: severity=MINOR, style=PROFESSIONAL
• "I forgot my anniversary. Help me save my marriage!"-> Triggers: savemyass(incident="forgot anniversary")

Examples

Input (Tool Call): severity="CRITICAL", style="HAIKU", context="deleted the main database"

Output:

Chaos reigns supreme, deleted the main database is lost to the void, Why did I push main?

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Created by Gustav Christensen - December 2025